when you reblog something risky and dont lose followers
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
smiling as Tom vs smiling as Loki
Thanks to Booty-loki for the inspiration… Centaur Thor and Loki!! And some smut too he! (Como lo pediste!) XD
So Hypatia and I were talking about what breeds of horses would be on Thor and Loki’s horse-halves and we decided:
Thor would totally be a Belgian Draft Horse:
All that power and strength and grace.
And Loki would be a Friesian:
Look at all that sass. He knows he’s hot shit. And the mane is the perfect texture of Loki’s hair!
*head desk* I need to make you fully aware that, between the pictures and the youtube videos, i found myself actually fantasizing about how powerful and surging Thor’s muscles would be atop the Belgian draft horse. How limber and whistful Loki’s trotting gait would be as a Friesian.
And it turned me on.
And as a pagan and Loki fan I swear I am not sure if I should laugh or cry about this.
OMFG!! Perfection! I must make some more of this now that I have specific characteristics from both horses….
Thor would be so intense on top of Loki…thank you, I am turned on too… what’s happening!? What have you done to me!! ??asdghjhdjhssdaj o/////o
Stop it! All of you! I’m amost dying the last time just by seeing this masterpiece and it also turned me on just without this selection of horses. And now I’m already death. It… I mean… I get turned on by half horse bodies whose having sex?! And well.. Loki will die under this enormous thunderhorse x_x I can’t!!
I swear this is the last time I reblog this, but as Loki has a thing with horses, yes, he would die happy under his sexi Belgian Thunderhorse hahaha :D, *sobs* damn it, all of you!!